This literary corpse desecration was the result of a script by Slither 's James Gunn, with the revision by director and Troma founder, Lloyd Kaufman. by making their films cheaper than oxygen.
#Tromeo and juliet movie#
Snob : For those of you fortunate enough to have never watched the breed of film that I am often subjected to, Troma Entertainment is an exploitation movie company that stayed afloat since 1974. Snob: As if Shakespeare hasn't been mishandled enough, you're going to wrestle the greatest love story of all time into a giant mashup of gore and tits.
Snob: Tromeo and Juliet? Tromeo and Juliet? You're telling me that the people who crapped out " Curse of the Cannibal Confederates" made a Shakespeare adaptation because of a really stupid pun? Linkara: I don't know, everyone, they, do something together. Kyle: And how are we defining "everyone"? Linkara: Hey, you two, everyone loves crossovers and they all want you to do one together. And the more distance between us, the better. Snob: Look, if this is about what I think it's about. You're plenty pretentious, and bearded and dark-haired, and suited and you're known for having a very. Snob: What the hell, am I not pretentious enough for you? Kyle: Look, as flattered as I am that you're familiar enough with my work to hate it - Frankly, I don't want to be seen with you. Snob: Also, you're a pussy for taking down that Sasha Grey video. Kyle: While still fairly derivative of Tarkovsky, but still. It is a piece of such depth and humor that deserves none of your petty, baseless slander. Snob: I know that it's difficult film to read, but Gerry moved me to tears with its vision of two guys walking in a desert for ninety minutes. Snob: No, not for that, for bashing Gerry. Kyle: Um, sorry I tried to attack Serbia. Snob: And whats more, I demand an apology. Kyle: Well, I guess I got carried away there. Snob: And I just have to say, how DARE you! How DARE you! How dare you threaten the good people of Serbia for making such a courageous political satire as A Serbian Film. You and I have something we need to talk about. Snob: Listen, I'm going to have to call you back.
Kyle: "Chapter Five, Pre-Production: A Key to Your Future Therapy." Snob: Listen, I can't act if I feel like I have somebody's pubes glued to my face. Kyle: "Chapter Four, Get Your Women Naked and other Valuable Casting Tips." Cinema Snob: The hell do you mean my beard isn't thick enough? What? You want me to wear a prosthetic beard?
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